i said ‘baby can you cook? and she put on an apron and chef hat…nothing else
i said ‘kitten can you wash dishes? and she put on some negligee and high heels
i said ‘muffin can you iron? and she took off the negligee and draped herself backwards over the iron board in full untouched natural-ality…’
the guys were watching me closely
THEN WHAT MURRAY?
‘then’ i said ‘she packed up all her things and went to her mothers’