Spoiled Milk

The Crazy Irishman

just listen to me

I’m trying but you’re going in
circles Jim

i know but just let me try for a
second it didn’t start out as a
robbery it started out as an
attempt to gets some free
lottery tickets

Some free lottery tickets?

yeah see the clerk gipped us on the
price of milk and we didn’t
realize it until we got in the car
and checked the receipt, so we
went back in

Wearing your tukes?

which the clerk told the cops looked to
him like ski masks which they
don’t, but we went back in and I
thought rather than open the
cash register to make up the
difference he could just give us
a lottery ticket for free

So how did that lead to your
arrest?

well at first he pretended not
to see that he gipped us on the
milk and then when he…

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About Crazy Irishman

Touted as a working man's poet, Martin Durkin has been writing professionally for the last 12 years. He has appeared in over twenty anthologies across North America, including, "And left a place to stand on", a collection of poems and essays about the late great Al Purdy. Durkin has also published two collections of poetry, "Hypnotic Childhood", and "The Sound of Quish". Over the past 4 years, Durkin has been on hiatus for the most part but has recently come back to the poetry scene creating a poetry site called crazyirishman.wordpress.com, where in the past year he has written over 100 poems and created a cross over page on https://www.facebook.com/crazyirishmanpoetry where he gives a story behind each of the pieces written. View all posts by Crazy Irishman

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